The best of Twitter on 50 Shades

I’m sorry to do this to you folks, but this stuff was too good not to pass on. In doing some research for some books I’m writing I came up with this neat little selection of funnies from those who DIDN’T love the famous trilogy (and were sadly in the vast minority – what is wrong with the world when we can all be so taken in by a little bit of commercial porn?). Accolades to the authors (many of whom were anonymous). Enjoy!

  • I’ve never been tied up. I’ve been stood up. By a guy who was tied up.
  • This chick comes more than an elevator
  • I’d rather have a man with a whip then a glittery vampire any day!!
  • I thought “50 Shades of Grey” was a downloadable add-on color palette for Photoshop.
  • 50 Shades of Grey describes my teeth right now after 2 bottles of cab + the name of a book so terrible that I set it on fire after 20 pages.
  • 50 Shades of Grey. Another horribly written, thoroughly unchallenging novel masquerading as a “bestseller.” 2nd ed. is a pop-up book.
  • I’m not going to read 50 Shades Of Gray. The title sounds too much like my laundry.
  • Ana came more in her first time than I ever have during sex. Wtf
  • Is your breath ‘hitching’ as you type? Is your head cocked to one side?
  • Ana considers signing a form which means Christian can anally fist her if he wants. Y’know, first date stuff. FFS
  • Until very recently, I thought this book was about vampires. I shoulda read the back cover
  • 50 Shades of Grey is the hardest colouring-in book I’ve ever attempted
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1 Comment (+add yours?)

  1. Dina
    Jun 03, 2012 @ 08:31:32

    very funny

    Reply

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